I assume you all have heard of Fred Phelps. Not sure if you've seen what he's up to these days. Well, it turns out that you don't die unless you deserve it, and a sufficient condition for deserving it is not being against gays and lesbians. So, if you're a soldier, and you die, you must not have stood strongly enough against gays and lesbians. State Legislatures are now passing all sorts of laws limiting protests at funerals. I wonder if this means I can't dance on the grave of war criminals.