Thursday, March 23, 2006

Dick Cheney's Suite Demands - March 23, 2006:

"The document is provided to hotels where Cheney will be bunking and lists how the Republican pol's 'Downtime Suite' needs to be outfitted."
*The suite preset at 68 degrees.

*All the televisions need to be preset to the Fox News Channel

*Decaf coffee should be ready upon his arrival along with four cans of caffeine-free Diet Sprite.


*When Cheney is traveling with his wife, the suite needs an additional two bottles of sparkling water. (Mrs. Cheney's H2O should be either Calistoga or Perrier).

Smoking Gun has a scanned version of the entire letter. These are just a few. It's good to be the king...

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